If You Had Diamond Hands in 2023...

πŸ‘€ REGRET DETECTED

Your Regret Receipt

Ghost Profit

$62K

You bought COIN at $33 (Jan 1, 2023) β†’ $238 today.

ROI +615%7.2Γ—

From $10,000.

VALUE

$72K

ROI

615%

RANGE

456%

DRAWDOWN

-82.2%

What do these mean?
VALUE: Final value at today's price
ROI: Percent return vs. your entry
RANGE: High–Low relative to Open
DRAWDOWN: From Year High to Year Low

Reality Slaps

You could've owned…

iPhone
61
iPhones
MacBook Pro
30
MacBook Pros
PS5
123
@$500
NYC Rent Month
17
@$3,500
Vacation Trip
12
@$5,000

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$238

Current market price

Price Context

Today (as of Jan 9, 2026)

TODAY

$238

2023 Open (Jan 1)

2023

$34

2023 Low

2023

$33

2023 High

2023

$186

πŸ“‹ How We Did The Math
Initial Investment$10,000
Growth Multiple7.15x
Return (ROI)+615.4%
Final Value$71,539.39
Total Ghost Profit$61,539.39
Data as of 2026-01-09T15:00:46.813Z. For entertainment only. Past performance is not advice.
Historical simulation for entertainment. Don't cry, it's just numbers.