If You Had Diamond Hands in 1990...

S&P 500 (SP500)

πŸ‘€ REGRET DETECTED

Your Regret Receipt

Ghost Profit

$225K

You bought ^GSPC at $295 (Jan 1, 1990) β†’ $6,939 today.

ROI +2249%23.5Γ—

From $10,000.

VALUE

$235K

ROI

2,249%

RANGE

20.4%

DRAWDOWN

-19.9%

What do these mean?
VALUE: Final value at today's price
ROI: Percent return vs. your entry
RANGE: High–Low relative to Open
DRAWDOWN: From Year High to Year Low

Reality Slaps

You could've owned…

iPhone
224
iPhones
MacBook Pro
112
MacBook Pros
PS5
449
@$500
NYC Rent Month
64
@$3,500
Vacation Trip
44
@$5,000

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$6,939

Current market price

Price Context

Today (as of Jan 9, 2026)

TODAY

$6,939

1990 Open (Jan 1)

1990

$360

1990 Low

1990

$295

1990 High

1990

$369

πŸ“‹ How We Did The Math
Initial Investment$10,000
Growth Multiple23.48x
Return (ROI)+2248.5%
Final Value$234,847.70
Total Ghost Profit$224,847.70
Data as of 2026-01-09T15:00:46.813Z. For entertainment only. Past performance is not advice.
Historical simulation for entertainment. Don't cry, it's just numbers.