If You Had Diamond Hands in 1991...

S&P 500 (SP500)

πŸ‘€ REGRET DETECTED

Your Regret Receipt

Ghost Profit

$213K

You bought ^GSPC at $311 (Jan 1, 1991) β†’ $6,939 today.

ROI +2128%22.3Γ—

From $10,000.

VALUE

$223K

ROI

2,128%

RANGE

32.3%

DRAWDOWN

-25.3%

What do these mean?
VALUE: Final value at today's price
ROI: Percent return vs. your entry
RANGE: High–Low relative to Open
DRAWDOWN: From Year High to Year Low

Reality Slaps

You could've owned…

iPhone
212
iPhones
MacBook Pro
106
MacBook Pros
PS5
425
@$500
NYC Rent Month
60
@$3,500
Vacation Trip
42
@$5,000

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$6,939

Current market price

Price Context

Today (as of Jan 9, 2026)

TODAY

$6,939

1991 Open (Jan 1)

1991

$326

1991 Low

1991

$311

1991 High

1991

$417

πŸ“‹ How We Did The Math
Initial Investment$10,000
Growth Multiple22.28x
Return (ROI)+2127.6%
Final Value$222,761.89
Total Ghost Profit$212,761.89
Data as of 2026-01-09T15:00:46.813Z. For entertainment only. Past performance is not advice.
Historical simulation for entertainment. Don't cry, it's just numbers.