If You Had Diamond Hands in 1992...

S&P 500 (SP500)

πŸ‘€ REGRET DETECTED

Your Regret Receipt

Ghost Profit

$166K

You bought ^GSPC at $395 (Jan 1, 1992) β†’ $6,939 today.

ROI +1659%17.6Γ—

From $10,000.

VALUE

$176K

ROI

1,659%

RANGE

11.2%

DRAWDOWN

-10.6%

What do these mean?
VALUE: Final value at today's price
ROI: Percent return vs. your entry
RANGE: High–Low relative to Open
DRAWDOWN: From Year High to Year Low

Reality Slaps

You could've owned…

iPhone
165
iPhones
MacBook Pro
82
MacBook Pros
PS5
331
@$500
NYC Rent Month
47
@$3,500
Vacation Trip
33
@$5,000

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$6,939

Current market price

Price Context

Today (as of Jan 9, 2026)

TODAY

$6,939

1992 Open (Jan 1)

1992

$417

1992 Low

1992

$395

1992 High

1992

$441

πŸ“‹ How We Did The Math
Initial Investment$10,000
Growth Multiple17.59x
Return (ROI)+1658.9%
Final Value$175,888.72
Total Ghost Profit$165,888.72
Data as of 2026-01-09T15:00:46.813Z. For entertainment only. Past performance is not advice.
Historical simulation for entertainment. Don't cry, it's just numbers.