If You Had Diamond Hands in 1994...

S&P 500 (SP500)

πŸ‘€ REGRET DETECTED

Your Regret Receipt

Ghost Profit

$148K

You bought ^GSPC at $439 (Jan 1, 1994) β†’ $6,939 today.

ROI +1481%15.8Γ—

From $10,000.

VALUE

$158K

ROI

1,481%

RANGE

9.3%

DRAWDOWN

-8.9%

What do these mean?
VALUE: Final value at today's price
ROI: Percent return vs. your entry
RANGE: High–Low relative to Open
DRAWDOWN: From Year High to Year Low

Reality Slaps

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296
@$500
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Vacation Trip
29
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$6,939

Current market price

Price Context

Today (as of Jan 9, 2026)

TODAY

$6,939

1994 Open (Jan 1)

1994

$465

1994 Low

1994

$439

1994 High

1994

$482

πŸ“‹ How We Did The Math
Initial Investment$10,000
Growth Multiple15.81x
Return (ROI)+1480.9%
Final Value$158,088.26
Total Ghost Profit$148,088.26
Data as of 2026-01-09T15:00:46.813Z. For entertainment only. Past performance is not advice.
Historical simulation for entertainment. Don't cry, it's just numbers.