If You Had Diamond Hands in 1999...

S&P 500 (SP500)

πŸ‘€ REGRET DETECTED

Your Regret Receipt

Ghost Profit

$47K

You bought ^GSPC at $1,212 (Jan 1, 1999) β†’ $6,939 today.

ROI +472%5.7Γ—

From $10,000.

VALUE

$57K

ROI

472%

RANGE

20.9%

DRAWDOWN

-17.5%

What do these mean?
VALUE: Final value at today's price
ROI: Percent return vs. your entry
RANGE: High–Low relative to Open
DRAWDOWN: From Year High to Year Low

Reality Slaps

You could've owned…

iPhone
47
iPhones
MacBook Pro
23
MacBook Pros
Starbucks Coffee
9,448
@$5
PS5
94
@$500
NYC Rent Month
13
@$3,500

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$6,939

Current market price

Price Context

Today (as of Jan 9, 2026)

TODAY

$6,939

1999 Open (Jan 1)

1999

$1,228

1999 Low

1999

$1,212

1999 High

1999

$1,469

πŸ“‹ How We Did The Math
Initial Investment$10,000
Growth Multiple5.72x
Return (ROI)+472.4%
Final Value$57,241.93
Total Ghost Profit$47,241.93
Data as of 2026-01-09T15:00:46.813Z. For entertainment only. Past performance is not advice.
Historical simulation for entertainment. Don't cry, it's just numbers.