If You Had Diamond Hands in 2000...

S&P 500 (SP500)

πŸ‘€ REGRET DETECTED

Your Regret Receipt

Ghost Profit

$45K

You bought ^GSPC at $1,265 (Jan 1, 2000) β†’ $6,939 today.

ROI +449%5.5Γ—

From $10,000.

VALUE

$55K

ROI

449%

RANGE

18.1%

DRAWDOWN

-17.2%

What do these mean?
VALUE: Final value at today's price
ROI: Percent return vs. your entry
RANGE: High–Low relative to Open
DRAWDOWN: From Year High to Year Low

Reality Slaps

You could've owned…

iPhone
44
iPhones
MacBook Pro
22
MacBook Pros
Starbucks Coffee
8,972
@$5
PS5
89
@$500
NYC Rent Month
12
@$3,500

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$6,939

Current market price

Price Context

Today (as of Jan 9, 2026)

TODAY

$6,939

2000 Open (Jan 1)

2000

$1,455

2000 Low

2000

$1,265

2000 High

2000

$1,527

πŸ“‹ How We Did The Math
Initial Investment$10,000
Growth Multiple5.49x
Return (ROI)+448.6%
Final Value$54,863.53
Total Ghost Profit$44,863.53
Data as of 2026-01-09T15:00:46.813Z. For entertainment only. Past performance is not advice.
Historical simulation for entertainment. Don't cry, it's just numbers.