If You Had Diamond Hands in 2009...

S&P 500 (SP500)

πŸ‘€ REGRET DETECTED

Your Regret Receipt

Ghost Profit

$93K

You bought ^GSPC at $677 (Jan 1, 2009) β†’ $6,939 today.

ROI +926%10.3Γ—

From $10,000.

VALUE

$103K

ROI

926%

RANGE

48.4%

DRAWDOWN

-40.0%

What do these mean?
VALUE: Final value at today's price
ROI: Percent return vs. your entry
RANGE: High–Low relative to Open
DRAWDOWN: From Year High to Year Low

Reality Slaps

You could've owned…

iPhone
92
iPhones
MacBook Pro
46
MacBook Pros
PS5
185
@$500
NYC Rent Month
26
@$3,500
Vacation Trip
18
@$5,000

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Choose which price you bought at. You always sell at today's price.

$6,939

Current market price

Price Context

Today (as of Jan 9, 2026)

TODAY

$6,939

2009 Open (Jan 1)

2009

$932

2009 Low

2009

$677

2009 High

2009

$1,128

πŸ“‹ How We Did The Math
Initial Investment$10,000
Growth Multiple10.26x
Return (ROI)+925.6%
Final Value$102,564.71
Total Ghost Profit$92,564.71
Data as of 2026-01-09T15:00:46.813Z. For entertainment only. Past performance is not advice.
Historical simulation for entertainment. Don't cry, it's just numbers.