If You Had Diamond Hands in 2023...

S&P 500 (SP500)

đź‘€ REGRET DETECTED

Your Regret Receipt

Ghost Profit

$8K

You bought ^GSPC at $3,808 (Jan 1, 2023) → $6,949 today.

ROI +83%1.8Ă—

From $10,000.

VALUE

$18K

ROI

82.5%

RANGE

25.5%

DRAWDOWN

-20.4%

What do these mean?
VALUE: Final value at today's price
ROI: Percent return vs. your entry
RANGE: High–Low relative to Open
DRAWDOWN: From Year High to Year Low

Reality Slaps

You could've owned…

iPhone
8
iPhones
MacBook Pro
4
MacBook Pros
Starbucks Coffee
1,649
@$5
PS5
16
@$500
NYC Rent Month
2
@$3,500

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$6,949

Current market price

Price Context

Today (as of Jan 7, 2026)

TODAY

$6,949

2023 Open (Jan 1)

2023

$3,824

2023 Low

2023

$3,808

2023 High

2023

$4,783

đź“‹ How We Did The Math
Initial Investment$10,000
Growth Multiple1.82x
Return (ROI)+82.5%
Final Value$18,248.63
Total Ghost Profit$8,248.63
Data as of 2026-01-07T15:00:23.875Z. For entertainment only. Past performance is not advice.
Historical simulation for entertainment. Don't cry, it's just numbers.