If You Had Diamond Hands in 2009...

πŸ‘€ REGRET DETECTED

Your Regret Receipt

Ghost Profit

$997K

You bought AMZN at $2.42 (Jan 1, 2009) β†’ $244 today.

ROI +9975%100.8Γ—

From $10,000.

VALUE

$1M

ROI

9,975%

RANGE

173%

DRAWDOWN

-65.9%

What do these mean?
VALUE: Final value at today's price
ROI: Percent return vs. your entry
RANGE: High–Low relative to Open
DRAWDOWN: From Year High to Year Low

Reality Slaps

You could've owned…

iPhone
997
iPhones
MacBook Pro
498
MacBook Pros
PS5
1,994
@$500
NYC Rent Month
284
@$3,500
Vacation Trip
199
@$5,000

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$244

Current market price

Price Context

Today (as of Jan 9, 2026)

TODAY

$244

2009 Open (Jan 1)

2009

$2.72

2009 Low

2009

$2.42

2009 High

2009

$7.11

πŸ“‹ How We Did The Math
Initial Investment$10,000
Growth Multiple100.75x
Return (ROI)+9974.7%
Final Value$1,007,473.19
Total Ghost Profit$997,473.19
Data as of 2026-01-09T15:00:46.813Z. For entertainment only. Past performance is not advice.
Historical simulation for entertainment. Don't cry, it's just numbers.